May 2013
1 tag
honksy:
*on my deathbed*
nurse: do you have any last words
me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….
*the light goes out of my eyes*
*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*
*the paper says one word only*
“sike”
Watchtheflaggirl:
you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
Watchumyeaiguess:
boykitty:
h0odrich:
she said ‘SO?!……..so??’
one of my favs
I can’t stop laughing omfg
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
upgraders:
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
“I wish I wrote the way I thought
Obsessively
Incessantly
With maddening...”
– Benedict Smith / “I Wish I Wrote The Way I Thought” (via benedictsmith)
2 tags
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
yolympics:
changing from jeans to pajama pants
lolzpicx:
Responsibility
Picking a career
Thinking about the future
angrynerdyblogger:
do you ever just “what the fuck is the point” so hard that you stop everything you’re doing and stare and pretty much wonder why you don’t vanish from existence because the level of done you are should pretty much deconstruct your biological makeup
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
octupac:
jasmine-blu:
octupac:
“why are you eating ice cream in the winter” BECAUSE ITS FUCKIN GOOD???
i work at an ice cream place and i hate people like you
lmao im so sorry that i like ice cream and u get paid to give me ice cream
