hello there

Ask me things   I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

fuckoff-mondays:

When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time

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stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE


FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

^^^^^^^^

stfuconservatives:

aknightlight:

jackpowerx:

acornfarm:

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

FUCKING NAILED IT

A+ commentary!

THANK YOU

I had seen the original making the rounds. Glad to see it got a proper rebuttal.

^^^^^^^^

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whatsgoingon12:

Back when this show was at its prime

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— 10 hours ago with 102772 notes
i made a new friend on the plane

niggaimdeadass:

dis us

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this us actin crazy

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smooches to u hataz

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ewwww y’all ugly

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dis us sleep

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of course we cute

we black

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— 10 hours ago with 133394 notes

gamerspirit:

thiinka:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha

two brave men brought to their knees oh man I was wincing with them >.<

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thedavynator:

precious-her:

limeflavored:

god, those eyes.

My daughter has blue eyes with a brown strip in one almost identical to this. Does it have a name?

It does, in fact! Variations in the color of the iris is referred to as heterochromia. It can present itself in stripes, like this, in rings (like I have) or in completely separate eye colors!

thedavynator:

precious-her:

limeflavored:

god, those eyes.

My daughter has blue eyes with a brown strip in one almost identical to this. Does it have a name?

It does, in fact! Variations in the color of the iris is referred to as heterochromia. It can present itself in stripes, like this, in rings (like I have) or in completely separate eye colors!

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— 10 hours ago with 134681 notes

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

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dancenotesandpieces:

Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)

Can’t not reblog

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— 10 hours ago with 238763 notes